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Posted on 08.28.08 by taylor @ 12:58 am category: movies and pics and flash movies and original stuff and blog and cool sites and flash games and webcams and celebs and Drunk TV's Galleries - 2 Views Welcome… What happened to the good, old fashioned porn site that gave FREE pics and videos, a few ads to pay for bandwidth, a clean design and ease of use? What happened to the E/N (some of you know what that is) sites that we ALL started out doing, vowing we would never cross over into porn? Orsm is still there I see….Stile….who else? I can’t find them anymore. All my friends are either rich or out of the game. I can’t think of anyone who stuck to their roots (hell, neither did I if we are being honest). I am changing all of this. I am making the internet more accessible to those in need of a hot chick fix. I search for hours for hot shit, usually just settling on something to finish my business. I am stopping this now! The NEW Drunktv.com will be a repository for all of your porn needs. This, hopfully, will revolutionalize the way you all view and archive porn. I will supply only the best, handpicked galleries to display. I will carefully choose the babes you get to vote on naked. I will put all of this in a format you have never seen before and make it easily accessible for you. There is no cost. There will barely be any ads, though the smart ones can figure those out and just skip them =) The way I see it, a hot chick is not an ad, its an invitation to get a hard on. No blind, misleading links to random gallery farms or NN crap. Just pure, unadulterated content. I do NOT have a timeline on this yet. I am still in the preliminaries. I work a lot and must conduct real life business when I am not there, so I will fit it in. Keep coming back and eventually you will be rewarded. You can add your name to the EMAIL LIST ON THE FRONT PAGE to be notified once the new version of the site is live, I know some of you are regulars and might want that. Don’t worry, you will get the one email and the one email only. Then I will destroy the database its stored in. Who knows, if you sign up, you might get special features or areas of the site that normal people don’t get. =) Any questions, drop me a line.
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Posted on 12.21.06 by taylor @ 2:47 am category: blog - 3,893 Views 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. 2.Warm beer tastes awful. 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. 4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There’s definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I’ll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can’t drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don’t want to drive anywhere. 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. 9. You normally don’t find old beer. 10. Too much beer and you’ll think you see flying saucers. Too much 11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is 12. In most countries there’s a tax on beer. 13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER 14. You can always be sure if you’re the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER 15. If you shake beer it’ll get all agitated but eventually it 16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, 17. You always know how much beer is going to cost 18. Beer doesn’t have a mother 19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you 20. Tapping a Keg… easy. Tapping a Vagina… may take you weeks. Final Score 11 BEER/ 8 VAGINA That’s it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER…or is it??? Comment below with your own reasons why one is better than the other…
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Posted on 12.11.06 by taylor @ 7:00 pm category: blog - 2,725 Views For My Liberal Friends: “Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country, nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.” For my conservative friends: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
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Posted on 10.04.06 by taylor @ 8:12 pm category: blog - 2,776 Views there have been a few things screw up within the last couple weeks which im sure some of you have seen… my dumb ass accidentally uploaded the wrong file as the index of the site and my dumber ass found that i didnt back the damn thing up. i lost a lot of the mods i had done to the site which added much of the user interactivity to the site. it sucks for me, but none of you were using the shit anyway and it probably just slowed download times. oh well. suck it at least the site works properly now. let me know if you find something else wrong or have some content to add…
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Posted on 08.26.06 by taylor @ 6:08 pm category: blog - 1,526 Views my wife and i got a new dog. she is a lab mix and is white with cream/brown spots that look like doughnut glaze. since our first dog is already named lucie, we thought we would name this old girl ethyl. lucie and ethyl…original eh? at least they aren’t spelled the same. UPDATE
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